Some bullshit deserves both hands. Meet the Double Bird Stick Figure decal — for those special moments when one finger simply does not communicate the full depth of your feelings. It's rude, ridiculous, funny as hell, and exactly the kind of attitude that belongs on a trail rig, cooler, toolbox, garage cabinet, or anything else that has already heard you cuss at least once. If your sense of humor runs somewhere between questionable and absolutely not safe for the church parking lot, congratulations. You found your decal. WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT • Sarcastic double-bird stick figure design • Satin vinyl finish for a clean, low-glare look • Water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant for approximately 3 years outdoors under normal conditions • Removable adhesive designed to peel away cleanly • Made for clean, dry, smooth hard surfaces • Shipping is included in the price SIZE This design is printed on one 8 x 10 inch satin vinyl sheet. The 8 x 10 measurement is the size of the sheet, not the finished peeled decal. The artwork is sized as large as practical within that sheet, so the finished decal will be smaller and its exact width and height depend on the shape of the artwork. Use the product mockups as the best visual guide for finished proportions and approximate scale. APPLICATION Clean and completely dry the surface before applying. Smooth the decal firmly onto a hard, non-textured surface for the best result. Outdoor durability varies with climate, sun exposure, installation surface, preparation, and care, so the 3-year UV estimate is not a guarantee of exact lifespan. Because sometimes "have a nice day" just isn't the message.