When you gotta go, you gotta go — and sometimes the woods get a full moon whether they asked for one or not. Feral Off-Road Moon is for the women who aren’t scared to drop drawers, find a tree, handle business, and get right back to the trail. No bathroom? No problem. No shame? Even better. This one is for the trail women who’ve mastered the art of the roadside squat, the emergency woods pee, and mooning the rest of the world while they’re at it. It’s funny because it’s true — and if you’ve ever been miles from a restroom with a full bladder, you already understand the assignment. WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT • Funny, unapologetic trail-woman design • Made for the women who can pee in the woods and keep moving • Perfect for rigs, coolers, toolboxes, garage cabinets, hard-sided gear cases, and other clean, dry, smooth hard surfaces • Satin vinyl finish for a clean, low-glare look • Water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant for approximately 3 years outdoors under normal conditions • Removable adhesive designed to peel away cleanly • Shipping is included in the price SIZE Printed on one 8 x 10 inch satin vinyl sheet. The 8 x 10 measurement is the sheet size, not the finished peeled decal. The artwork is sized as large as practical within the sheet, so the finished decal will be smaller and exact dimensions depend on the shape of the design. Use the product mockups as the best visual guide for finished proportions and approximate scale. APPLICATION Apply to a clean, dry, smooth hard surface. Remove dirt, dust, wax, and moisture first, let the surface dry completely, then press the decal firmly into place. Outdoor durability can vary with climate, sun exposure, installation surface, preparation, and care, so the 3-year UV estimate is not a guarantee of exact lifespan. Bathrooms are optional. Confidence is not.