You know exactly who you are.

Funeral. Church. Serious meeting. Somebody getting fussed at. The second eye contact happens, it's over.

Design wording: “If we are in a don't laugh situation don't look at me.”

This shirt is for the person who can hold it together right up until their equally immature friend looks across the room. Then everybody is doomed.

Product Details

• Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric

• 100% cotton

• Classic relaxed fit

• Crew neckline

• No side seams

• Taped shoulders for durability

• Tear-away label

• Made with US cotton

• Available in sizes S–5XL; use the size chart for garment measurements

A perfectly normal shirt for people who absolutely cannot act right when it matters most.