If sarcasm burned calories, some of us would be built like trail-rated supermodels.

Warm orange and red lettering delivers “If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories” above a bright yellow duck posing beside a red Jeep. It’s cute, mouthy, and absolutely Feral Duck Girl—the perfect combination for anyone whose sense of humor gets more exercise than she does.

Printed on a cozy Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend unisex hoodie, it’s made for trail rides, coffee runs, campfires, and those days when your face has already said enough but your hoodie would like to add one more thing.

Hoodie details:

• Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend unisex hoodie

• 50% cotton and 50% polyester medium-heavy fleece

• Classic unisex fit with roomy kangaroo pocket

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Ribbed cuffs and waistband

• Detailed full-color front print

• Sizes S–5XL; color availability may vary by size

• Made to order

• Shipping included in the price

Fit: Choose your usual size for a comfortable relaxed fit, or size up when you want it extra roomy and cozy.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry medium. Iron on low heat without ironing directly over the design. Do not dry clean.

Original Feral Jeep Girl design—created by a Jeep family for our Jeep family.